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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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