i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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