Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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