Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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