- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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