Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Anti Joke

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