Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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A lot eh?

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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