- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

I went to work today....

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

My jeans

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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