- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Wanna hear a joke? no

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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