- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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