What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Poker face

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Gay rights.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

school homewrok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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