A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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