- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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