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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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