- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call an arab ?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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