- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Eric is gay Ha

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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