What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Urban ghettos

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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NEVER

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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