- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple juice.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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