- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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