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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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