- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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