what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Manchester City

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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