- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Sex

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

sucks Syntax...

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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