- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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