- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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