Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Anti Joke

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