- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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