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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What is 9+10? 19

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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