- Anti Joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!