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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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