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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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