- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

You know what's funny? Rape

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Everybody will die

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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