For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

So a horse walks into a barn.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What is 9+10? 19

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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