What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Obama = ebola

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