- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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