- Anti Joke

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I C U P White stuff

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Obama lin Baden.

Pickles are powerful

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Death by kayak

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race