What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Robin, get in the car!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Anti Joke

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