what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

boobs!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

mikey is cute

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

An man walks to a bra

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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