What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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