if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

No your aunties a joke

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Men's rights

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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