- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

THE GAME

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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