There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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