Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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