- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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