- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Your big dick.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A dancer walks into a barre

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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