two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Anti Joke

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