whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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hi jonny

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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