"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Women's rights.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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what are you mike bibby?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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