- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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