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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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