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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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