Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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