- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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