Baby Seal walks into a club.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

are you saying pam, or pan?

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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