- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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