Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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