Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Im gay What about you

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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