- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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