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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A man was shot. He died.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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