a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

why am I writing this...im bored

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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