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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

This isn't funny.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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