How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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