- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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