What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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