- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

PENIS that is all

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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