why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Amanda Knox walks home free.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

thumb_up thumb_down -3

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This is Nero, the guy striving a bit with the fact that he killed his mother in order to save his wife a month or so before Christmas: cathphra is Exceedingly well read, I say than you. I had a nightmare tonight, my parents where serving tomato soup, while my mother made great food (despite the fact they discovered that it was not angel dust she used, but large quantities of opiate that would have killed an elephant) But this time they served me dry tomato soup (that from packages) and a bowl of lukewarm soup. I asked: How am I supposed to mix this? They both gave me the look of "here comes a beating" I started calling my mother many things that horsehead network sensors, then my father grabbed my neck and tried to twist my head off (and in this dream, rather than in reality, he actually succeeded) but I somehow managed to remain alive. Then I yelled in english: THIS IS BECAUSE I KILLED YOU! I HAVE NO SOUL TO TAKE! Only then I realized it was a dream and woke up...You know, because my parents never spoke English so they would not have understood me... I have a broken vertebrae in my neck to prove that my father tried quite hard to break my neck in reality at least... Yeah, I am mostly over it, I killed my father when he tried to break my neck because I kept scatching my ortopedic arm while studying (real arm which my mother cut off and then proceeded to beat me up with funny story actually) Then killed my mother years later when she stabbed my girlfriend induced under what turned out to be a heavy dose of opiates, and paralgin forte (which main ingredent is... you guessed it MORE opiates).

thumb_up thumb_down -3

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops