- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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