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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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