- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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