Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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