- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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