- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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