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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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