- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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