Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A dancer walks into a barre

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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