Your mom.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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top kek

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robin, get in the car.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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denisssssssssssssss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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