- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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