- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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