Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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