- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats my name? Matt

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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