- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why am I writing this...im bored

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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