- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

you see theres this guy.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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