- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Women's rights.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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