what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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