Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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