- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Brain fart

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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