- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How did the black person die? Of old age

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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