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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

are you saying pam, or pan?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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