- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

im telling maguire

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

i have yougurt mit traktor

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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