Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

white or wheat? wheat please.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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