Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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