Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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star wars kid

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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