What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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