What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

how much fish could a chicken

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

your face

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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