What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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