Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

roses are red poo is poo

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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