- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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