What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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