- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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