Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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