- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

PENIS that is all

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what is worse than a guy pissed?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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