- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why so serious ?

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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