What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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