- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anyone can post anything.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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