- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

read this sentence again.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

This is an anti-joke.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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