How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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