- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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