- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A guy at a baseball game....

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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