- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A woman walks into a bar.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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