- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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