A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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