- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Your're racist.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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