wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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