Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Whats brown and smells bad poo

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A storm be brewin!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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