- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why dont they make black forks

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Justin Beiber

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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