- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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