- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

poopy is poopy

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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