- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

The chicken crossed the road.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

so today i took a poop. hehe

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