Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Boner

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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