- Anti Joke

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

You know what's catchy? A cold

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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