- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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