- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

The chickens have become self-aware!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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