- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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