- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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