What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats green? The color green.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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