what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Chlamydia

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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