Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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