- Anti Joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.