In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Kameron Brown is gay.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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