What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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