- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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