Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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