what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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WOw you have no life

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Where's my baby??

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girls basketball

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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