Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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