- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

I'm HIV positive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

My spelling is horrible

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Vote this down and get DOXED

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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