- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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