- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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