What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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