- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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