- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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