- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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