what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

i just pooped that is all!

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A midget walked under a bar.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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