- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A guy walks into a bar

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

You are joking right?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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