What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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