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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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