Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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