- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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