The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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