if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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