- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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