How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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my penis

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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