So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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