What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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