- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Flowers are colors Love me

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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