- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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