full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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