- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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