Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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