- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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