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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why so serious ?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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