- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what? Dog

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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