Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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cory is gay

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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