- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Brain fart

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What city likes baseball the most? New York

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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