- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Go away still nothing to see

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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