Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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This is a joke.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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