A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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