What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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A gay man watches football.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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