- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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