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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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