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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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