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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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