- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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