how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Ily bae

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Gus's mom

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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