- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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