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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Nickelback.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.