What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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one stop shop

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Your Mom

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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