- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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