- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What rhymes with milk...milf

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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