- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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