- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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