- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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