A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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