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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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