- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Cheese

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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