whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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