- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

nothing

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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