- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Chuck Norris.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Katy Perry

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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