- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What comes after Friday? A ?.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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