- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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