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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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