- Anti Joke

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I have a horse.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'