Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Charlie Sheen

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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