- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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