- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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