What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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