Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

V I T A M I N C !

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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