- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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