- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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