Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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