DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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