the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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