- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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