- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha black people :D

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

HELLO EVERYONE

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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