so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Happy Monday!

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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