- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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