- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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