- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

No it doesnt..

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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