- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

so the weather's nice...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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