- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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