- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

The chickens have become self-aware!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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