- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mikey is cute

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

boobs!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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