- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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