- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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