- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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