- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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