- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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