Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Your life

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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