Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Small Penis.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

An man walks to a bra

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

mikey is cute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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