- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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