- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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