Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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You sick fiend

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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