- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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