Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Justin Beiber

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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