Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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