- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man died.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Dwight Howard

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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