- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

why dont they make black forks

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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