This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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