- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man did not like this site

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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