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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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