- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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