- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why dont they make black forks

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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