why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

a black man pays his child support

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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