What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Albino African Americans

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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