What is worse than torture? Not much.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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