A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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