If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Roses are red.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Caramel Boing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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