- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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