- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

knock knock Goodbye

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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