What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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ewrg

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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