- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.