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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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PENIS lol

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Niall Horan

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Worms don't like apples.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Anti Joke

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